Monday, February 20, 2012

A Day Off? B!TCHING!! (Or is that "A day off b!tching"?)

Happy Presidents' Day!


In honor of the day, I've written, for your enjoyment and edification, a 10-page essay on the greatest contributions of the executive branch to our fair country.

Not.

Tee-hee. Like I'd do that to y'all. Seriously, what kind of b!tch do you think I am?

(Don't answer that.)

Oh, heck. Go ahead and answer that. I just hope the answer is "funny b!tch" or "badass b!tch," or something along those lines. I'm happy with almost anything except "boring b!tch."

Are you taking a day off today? I think you should. Yes, even you guys who don't live in the States. It would be a great show of solidarity. Plus, DAY OFF. Duh. What could be wrong with that?

To recap today's questions:

1. What kind of b!tch am I?

2. Day off or not? 

Oh, I just thought of a bonus question!

BONUS QUESTION: What kind of b!tch do you want to be?

19 comments:

Karla Nellenbach said...

1. you're one of those warm fuzzy biotches that wants peeps to believe you're a badass but we all know the truth.

2. sadly, for me there is no day off. i'm stuck here at work. boo!

3. me? i'm definitely a mean biotch. that's right. karla's big meanie. pass it on ;)

Teri Anne Stanley said...

I'm at work, but I'm not working, so I guess that counts as...I don't know, I'll worry about it if my boss shows up. Which make me a lazy B!tch?

And you are a B!tching B!tch. It's like being a B!tching Camaro, but diffferent.

Carol Kilgore said...

You're a funny b!tch :)

Not taking the day off ... but I may play around more than usual.

Delia said...

You? You're a silly b!tch. Unless it's Wednesday, then you're a humpy b!tch. ;)

I'm a sick b!tch. Which means I am taking the day off, but only because it's hard to form sentences when I can't breathe. Aw, who am I kidding? I'll probably try to do some work anyway. Obsessed b!tch, maybe?

Dianne K. Salerni said...

I am seriously psyched about having a day off, and as soon as I finish my coffee, I'm getting off the blogs and sitting down to EDIT AND REVISE. Yeehaa!

The only way it could be better, is if I could also go skiing.

Melissa Ann Goodwin said...

I'm at work, but I too, am goofing off. Shhh....
I want to be the kind of bitch who has a sassy comeback retort for people who are REAL bitches :0

Diane Henders said...

We get the day off up here, too. The provinces each do their own thing, and in Alberta, today is "Family Day" (read, "we're taking the day off and we don't need a reason").

We're both badass b!tches. All we need are jackets and a patch.

L. Diane Wolfe said...

I'm self employed, so working from home today, but my husband has the day off.

Judy,Judy,Judy. said...

I'm going to answer 1 & 3 at the same time.
I want to be a funny bitch like you, Linda Grimes.
See how I did that? Clever, huh?
I do have the day off. Of course, I work nights, including tonight.

Al said...

a camel loving bitch?

Patsy said...

You're a funny, camel lovin' badass bitch!

Beautiful
Intelligent
Terific
Colourful
Honeybun

abby mumford said...

1. funny bitch.
2. day off, hence the lateness in my posting. first time online all day!

Susan Flett Swiderski said...

You're a smart funny bitch, of course. Day off? That's the only thing wrong with being a homemaker, retired, or unemployed. Technically, you never get a day off. As for me, I think I'm not so much a bitch as a broad.

Monica B.W. said...

Yeah, I never get a day off either!

And you're a lovely and funny and awesome b!tch! :D

Michele Shaw said...

Many years ago, I think the term was one tough broad. But I'd say you're a sassy b!tch


Spent the morning volunteering, and the pm doing Mom jobs like sewing and laundry. So, day off? What's that? LOL I want to be a BAHB. (bad-a$$ hot b!tch)

Steph Schmidt said...

You're a Badass of course ;)

I got the day off and good thing too because I finally kicked this stupid cold out the door.

Kimberly Sabatini said...

I'm b!tching because my awesome day off results in me being way behind in everything today!!!! Grrrrr In honor of the Wolf Pack I'm going to make you a Howlin' B!itch!

Trisha Leigh said...

Slightly unhinged in that great way that will make your grandchildren want to hang out with you until you're 90 bitch.

And yep. Day off. It's one of the 12 freebies I get from the federal govt in exchange for my soul.

Linda G. said...

Thanks for commenting, you guys! Y'all are the bitchingest blogging buddies ever! :)