Happy Presidents' Day!
In honor of the day, I've written, for your enjoyment and edification, a 10-page essay on the greatest contributions of the executive branch to our fair country.
Tee-hee. Like I'd do that to y'all. Seriously, what kind of b!tch do you think I am?
(Don't answer that.)
Oh, heck. Go ahead and answer that. I just hope the answer is "funny b!tch" or "badass b!tch," or something along those lines. I'm happy with almost anything except "boring b!tch."
Are you taking a day off today? I think you should. Yes, even you guys who don't live in the States. It would be a great show of solidarity. Plus, DAY OFF. Duh. What could be wrong with that?
To recap today's questions:
1. What kind of b!tch am I?
2. Day off or not?
Oh, I just thought of a bonus question!
BONUS QUESTION: What kind of b!tch do you want to be?