Me. You. The Ball. Now.
Wow. Was that too terse? Sorry, I'm . . . uh, testing a hypothesis. Um, yeah. That's the ticket. It isn't at all that I haven't got a Friday post in me this week.
What's that you say? What kind of hypothesis?
*clears throat* Well, um, I can't tell you that yet. Because it would, er, skew the data.
You wouldn't want me to skew the data, would you? WOULD YOU??
Of course not.
I'll let you know the results when they become apparent to me. In the meantime, come see me at The Debutante Ball.
What's that you say again? (My, you're inquisitive today.) You want a clue before you click over?
Okay, here: A virgin, a time traveler, and a circus walk into a post . . .
Now for your question: Are you a virgin time traveler who ran away to join a circus?