Good news! This guy does:
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Well, he looks like a know-it-all, anyway. Regal, a little bit snooty perhaps, but obviously just chock full of wisdom.
So, I'm opening up the floor. Got a pressing (or not so pressing? possibly even...dare I say it...silly?) question that needs an answer? Just leave it in a comment, and Mr. Smartypants will give you an answer.*
Go ahead. Ask Mr. Smartypants anything!
* Note the careful phraseology of that statement. An answer. Not necessarily the right one, or even a good one. ;)
Edited as needed to add questions:
Patsy: Will it ever stop raining?
Mr. Smartypants: No. It will always be raining somewhere in the world.
Diane: Bacon, booze, or chocolate?
Mr. Smartypants: Yes.
L.D.: Who does your hair?
Mr. Smartypants: No one. Who could possibly enhance what Mother Nature gave me?
Carol: One hump or two?
Mr. Smartypants: Depends entirely on how satisfactory the first hump was. ;)
Susan: Who's gonna win the Superbowl, and does anybody really care?
Mr. Smartypants: A football team. What, you need it to be more specific? Okay. Either the Seahawks or the Broncos. As for anybody caring...
This guy cares so much he's already front-loading for the game. ;)
Tracy Jo: Will it ever warm back up in MN?
Mr. Smartypants: Technically, yes. Most likely on a Tuesday afternoon in late July. But it will be for such a brief interval that if you blink you'll miss it. So don't blink in July. ;)
Edited as needed to add questions:
Patsy: Will it ever stop raining?
Mr. Smartypants: No. It will always be raining somewhere in the world.
Diane: Bacon, booze, or chocolate?
Mr. Smartypants: Yes.
L.D.: Who does your hair?
Mr. Smartypants: No one. Who could possibly enhance what Mother Nature gave me?
Carol: One hump or two?
Mr. Smartypants: Depends entirely on how satisfactory the first hump was. ;)
Susan: Who's gonna win the Superbowl, and does anybody really care?
Mr. Smartypants: A football team. What, you need it to be more specific? Okay. Either the Seahawks or the Broncos. As for anybody caring...
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Tracy Jo: Will it ever warm back up in MN?
Mr. Smartypants: Technically, yes. Most likely on a Tuesday afternoon in late July. But it will be for such a brief interval that if you blink you'll miss it. So don't blink in July. ;)