Monday, September 12, 2011
You know, generally speaking. Not that every member of each dog breed is exactly the same, any more than all Swedes are alike, or all Germans, or all Czechs, etc. This is just for grins, and not to be taken seriously.
A few examples:
Terrier -- little, clever, tenacious.
St. Bernard -- helpful, always ready to offer a drink.
Labrador -- fun and athletic.
German Shepherd -- in charge, don't-mess-with-me.
Pit Bull -- scary.
Greyhound -- fast and sleek.
English Bulldog -- ugly, snores, drools, farts, and is easily overheated.*
And so on. That's by no means a complete list, so feel free to add your own. Or mix it up, say with something like a labradoodle or a cockahuahua (hey, what else would you call a cocker spaniel/chihuahua mix?)
My MC is kind of a terrier -- little, smart, and feisty. Oh, and a strawberry blonde, like this Norwich Terrier.
Me? A St. Bernard, of course. Need you even ask? ;)
Ready to play?
Sit. Speak. *pat, pat* There's a good...uh, never mind. Just have a drink and try not to over-think it.
*TG wants an English Bulldog. He claims they're adorable, steadfast, and not as gassy as you might think. I've told him he can have one after he retires, so he can follow it around with a plastic bag.