Tuesday, June 1, 2010
DAY ONE is out!
Happy Book Release Day to Bill Cameron!
In honor of this joyous occasion, I've written a poem about the thing Bill loves best in all the world.
BACON: A POEM (with apologies to Joyce Kilmer)
I think that I shall never eat
A food as yummy as this meat.
Bacon fried, so crisp and salty,
(Try it with a choc'late malty!)
Porky goodness upon my plate,
Awaiting there, my yen to sate.
And, lo, my eager mouth is prest
Against the thing that I love best.
If only I could make it last!
Alas, it's disappearing fast.
Breakfast splendor inhaled by me,
Bacon is better than a tree!
Now, if that doesn't inspire you to go buy a copy of DAY ONE, I don't know what will. ;)