Happy Book Release Day to Bill Cameron!
In honor of this joyous occasion, I've written a poem about the thing Bill loves best in all the world.
*clears throat*
BACON: A POEM (with apologies to Joyce Kilmer)
I think that I shall never eat
A food as yummy as this meat.
Bacon fried, so crisp and salty,
(Try it with a choc'late malty!)
Porky goodness upon my plate,
Awaiting there, my yen to sate.
And, lo, my eager mouth is prest
Against the thing that I love best.
If only I could make it last!
Alas, it's disappearing fast.
Breakfast splendor inhaled by me,
Bacon is better than a tree!
Now, if that doesn't inspire you to go buy a copy of DAY ONE, I don't know what will. ;)
12 comments:
Ahaha!!! My children are learning the tree poem. I like yours better.
Oh. My. Gawd. I am in <3.
This will be my new signature line:
And, lo, my eager mouth is prest
Against the thing that I love best.
wv (no kidding!): forker!
Elisabeth -- My sympathies to your children. And thanks! :)
Bill -- Gee, you're easy. ;)
Janet -- THE Janet Reid? Commenting on my humble little blog? I'm not worthy! What can I say? Your clients are awesome sauce. :)
If nothing else, now I want some bacon so...
After readin the poem on the bacon,
I am off to the kitchen do some makin...
Cheesy, I know. But now I am hungry.
This is GENIUS.
Plus it's in honor of bacon, so win!
Kelly -- LOL! I love it. :)
Suze -- Thank you kindly. And, yes, bacon. Who can go wrong with bacon? ;)
LOL, funniest freakin' thing I've read all day.
Now I not only need to get my hands on DAY ONE, I need some BACON!
Tawna
Linda, thanks for nothing. I'm on a diet you know!! (Oink.) No pun intended!
Just kidding. Very, very funny (as usual)..I mean, for a spammer! :)
I am SO glad I had bacon this morning! Otherwise, I would be cravin' both the book & the bacon!
Tawna -- Just wash your hands before you turn the pages. Be a shame to get such a fine book all greasy. ;)
Muffy (tee-hee) -- Bacon. Spam. What's the diff? ;)
Cynthia -- Funny, whenever I see you online I start craving fried chicken. ;)
Haha! Hilarious!
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