Y'all up for a little somethin'-somethin' with the verifictionary?
(Er, sorry. Sometimes I get an irrepressible urge to sound "cool." It never works out well for me.)
Anyway, you remember the verifictionary, don't you? The "dictionary" of those verification "words" that pop up when you try to leave a comment on someone's blog? If not, go here for more info. Because, yeah, this isn't the first time I've subjected you to this.
So, here are some of the new words that have popped up while I've been making my bog rounds lately:
AERROT-- what happens to your grass roots when you over-aerate your lawn.
AMBLYPEN -- the pen you need when you're letting your fingers do the walking.
DURESSEE -- the person under pressure from the duressor.
JOCKYL -- the nerd Hyde's athletic alter-ego.
METANS -- like vegans, but for meat. They won't eat anything touched by a vegetable.
MUSELIE -- what muses like to eat for breakfast.
REDATIM -- what to do after you date 'im the first time.
REJOCKS -- the ones who didn't make the team.
SCROMIST -- okay, I have a definition for this one, too, only it's kind of dirty, so I'll leave it to your imagination to come up with what my imagination thought up. I'm sure you're up to the task. ;) Stuck? Maybe this will help:
SUBVERIT -- not quite the truth.
UPHON -- like an iphone, only for "u" instead of me.
VOLDSORI -- how baby Voldemort used to apologize (back before he was a total dipwad who never apologized for anything).
Have y'all come across any interesting possibilities while making your rounds?
Um, not here, of course. I haven't used word verification since Blogger got better spam filters. I think the fewer hoops my commenters have to jump through, the better. (Yeah, I know. Ironic, huh?) But, please, don't y'all stop. I need the material!