(Don't ask me how I know these things. All I can tell you is, some of us are just born...um, intuitive. Yup. that's it. Intuitive.)
...bite into that candy apple, you might wanna remember the bridge and three crowns in your mouth.
...throw a load of dark clothes into the washer, you might wanna check the pockets for Kleenex.
...you honk at (and flip off) the driver who neglected to come to a complete stop, and almost T-boned you as you returned home from grocery shopping, you might wanna make sure it's not your neighbor.
...in moment of marital playfulness flash your boobs at your husband, you might wanna make sure the blinds are closed. And that your neighbor isn't walking by your window.
...have that third martini, you might wanna remember how much you regretted the last third martini you had.
...brush your teeth, you might wanna remember your toothpaste isn't the only thing that comes in a tube.
...you bite into that banana pepper (bland), you might wanna make sure it's not really a wax pepper (ye-owch!).
<--Banana pepper / Wax pepper -->
(You can see why there might be some confusion.)
So, do you have any helpful additions to the "You Might Wanna" list? That you (of course) just know intuitively? Do share!
Please. I mean, think of the pain and suffering (not to mention embarrassment) your intuition might save some hapless soul.