Wednesday, June 27, 2012

A Little Hump Day Cursing ...

Okay, this camel is courtesy of Kari Lynn Dell (who received in an email from a friend, who found it God knows where) over at Montana For Real:


Is that not the best curse ever? Ha! I love it. I may have to embroider it and hang in on the wall. 

If you haven't visited Kari's blog, you're missing a real treat. She's an honest-to-by-God cowgirl, living on a ranch and riding in rodeos. Oh, and in her spare time she writes romances. How's that for an eclectic lifestyle? The woman can do it all!

Do you know any interesting curses you can share with me? (Camels need not be involved, though always appreciated.)

13 comments:

Stina Lindenblatt said...

What do you know? I just used that one yesterday. :D

abby mumford said...

that is one specific curse! i'm definitely going to keep it in mind, so people better learn now not to cross me!

Teri Anne Stanley said...

You know, I used to use that one all the time...hmmm. Maybe we should make it viral...

The only other curse that comes to mind right now is from (I think) an old country song: "May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, and may it tickle when it goes"?

Delia said...

Now see? I've always heard, "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits." I think I like crotch better. And, of course, the camel is cute. :)

@Teri Anne, I remember that song! It went, "May the bird of paradise fly up your nose. May an elephant caress you with his toes. May your wife be plagued with runners in her hose." Wow. Blast from the past. And now I'm going to have it stuck in my head all day. o.0

Susan Flett Swiderski said...

How about, "May you be stuck at a pay toilet with a bad case of diarrhea and a bent coin." (You can tell how old THAT one is... do they even HAVE pay toilets anymore?)

Diane Henders said...

That was always one of my favourites. Of course, there's always the ancient Chinese curse: "May you live in interesting times."

Carol Kilgore said...

None of my curses match that one. I like it!

Patsy said...

That's a great curse - and a cute camel.

Michele Shaw said...

HA ha ha! Love it! Ok, shhhhh! I'm reading your book....

Judy, Judy, Judy said...

what a great curse. can't think of any offhand but if one jumps out at me i'll let you know.

Aidan Donnelley Rowley said...

Too short to scratch! Thanks for the early morning smile :)

LD Masterson said...

That's a new one for me. Love it.

Kimberly Sabatini said...

I know exactly who to send that little diddy to. Thanks for the curse guidance!