Friday, June 10, 2011

Traded my Boy Toy for a Sugar Daddy

Tomorrow is the theater god's birthday.

(Yes, he's a Gemini. Which means I get to sleep with twins every night. *waggles eyebrows*)


Of course, he'll be at work. Can't be helped -- summers are for opera, and operas don't stage themselves.

But that's okay. We're going out to dinner with his folks tonight, and that will be fun. And we'll celebrate more after this first summer opera is in the bag.

TG used to be a few months younger than me, but (I've arbitrarily decided) he's much older now that I've stopped counting my birthdays. Being a cougar was fun while it lasted, but why do it to death?

Besides, I'm sure TG would love to be my sugar daddy instead of my boy toy. Just to mix things up a bit. Gotta keep things sassy. ;)

Think I could get him to put this on for me?


 Yeah, me neither.

 Happy Birthday, Sweetie*! I love you, whatever your age.

P.S. No, I didn't bake that cake. Come on. Me? In the kitchen? Frankly, there are better rooms in the house to get things cookin'. ;)

*Get it? "Sweetie" -- because he's my sugar daddy. Ha! Sometimes I crack myself up.

14 comments:

Candyland said...

Awww HAPPY BIRTHDAY TG!!!

Linda G. said...

Candyland -- Thanks on TG's behalf! :)

Teri Anne Stanley said...

Happy Birthday, TG!

Susan Flett Swiderski said...

You don't need to make no stinkin' cake ... having a comedienne like you around must give TG plenty of funny sweet moments EVERY day.(less fattening, too!)Hope he has a super birthday. Oh, and you crack ME up, too.

abby mumford said...

now that's how i define success: from boy toy to sugar daddy. well done, TG! happy day!

Kimberly Sabatini said...

"TG used to be a few months younger than me, but (I've arbitrarily decided) he's much older now that I've stopped counting my birthdays. Being a cougar was fun while it lasted, but why do it to death?"

I LOVE this!!!!

Steph Schmidt said...

Martini's on house, Happy Birthday TG! Break a leg with the production.

Linda G. said...

Thanks, guys! I know TG appreciates the b-day wishes. :)

Jen Stayrook said...

I'll bet TG is one fine piece of "eye candy!"

Btw, Hubs is younger than me too, until I decide to stop getting older. Father Time and I have a DEAL.

Dianne K. Salerni said...

Happy Birthday, TG!

Linda, you can always buy a cake. Expend your energy making a martini.

Shake that cocktail shaker, baby!

stagemanbob said...

Thanks to all for the B-Day wishes. Celebrations involving Martinis, cigars, and general bad-assery will ensue after the opening of the opera.
Cheers! aka TG

Michele Shaw said...

Yay! Happy Birthday from another Gemini! Our dual personalities aren't for everyone, but the smart ones know we've got it going on. Cheers!!

Al said...

Happy Birthday to TG!

Maybe that is the secret to longer lasting marriages. My Deb is a whole 4 months older than me!

Linda G. said...

Jen -- Ah, another smart cougar. Don't worry, boy toys convert nicely to sugar daddies later in life, should you decide to go that route. ;)

Dianne -- I'm always ready to shake it up! :)

TG -- Just wait! Bad-assery will abound! ;)

Michele -- You got that right! ;)

Al -- That must be it. Smart men go for older women. ;)