Friday, March 30, 2012
Juggling Knives While Tap Dancing Can Be Such a Yawn
Huh. Probably doesn't trust me on that after that dream I had about juggling knives--sharp ones--while tap dancing in the kitchen.
(No, I haven't upped my cocktail intake, or my caffeine intake, either. Or added any drugs to my daily regimen.)
That ever happen to you? Not the juggling knives while tap dancing thing, the brain not letting you sleep thing.
Never mind. That's boring. In fact, this whole post is making me yawn (see above). So why not head over to The Debutante Ball and read my take on author photos instead? Heck, it has to be better than this.
In the meantime, if you have any tips on how I can get my brain to STFU* at 5 a.m., I'd be much obliged it you'd share them.
*Shut The F*** Up