Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Wednesday again? Already??

Ugh. I'm late today. Sorry about that. This post will be lame. Sorry about that, too. 

I'd like to lodge a formal complaint with the universe:

Time is moving too damn fast. Slow it the eff down al-freakin'-ready!

Okay, now that I've got that off my chest, here ya go:

By Peter Dowley from Dubai, United Arab Emirates (Newborn in the desert) [CC-BY-2.0 (], via Wikimedia Commons
You may now proceed to "awww." 

And if you have any hints on how to slow down time, I'd love to hear them. (As long as they don't involve dentist waiting rooms. I already know how well that works, and it's not worth it.) 

[Damn it. I just realized I forgot to buy any half-price Easter candy at the grocery store. This really isn't my day.]

Oh, wait. TG just offered me a Manhattan. Things are looking up.


(Yes, that's it. That's all she wrote. Hey, I told you it would be lame.)


Diane Henders said...


Enjoy your Manhattan, and let me know if you figure out that "time" thing. I could use a few spare days... or weeks.

Anonymous said...

Foolproof Method of Slowing Time:

Step 1: Submit manuscript.

Step 2: Wait

Voila! Time will practically stop.

Judy, Judy Judy said...

funny how your lame is still entertaining

Anne Gallagher said...

Awww. Cute Camels.

Well, if you ever find out a way to steal Dr. Who's Time Machine, let me know. I need about 36 extra hours in my days.

Jennifer Shirk said...

Oh, damn. I forgot to get half price Easter candy too. :(

LD Masterson said...

Forget about the dentist waiting room. Get in the chair and let the drilling begin. Time will grind to a halt.