I'd like to lodge a formal complaint with the universe:
Time is moving too damn fast. Slow it the eff down al-freakin'-ready!
Okay, now that I've got that off my chest, here ya go:
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And if you have any hints on how to slow down time, I'd love to hear them. (As long as they don't involve dentist waiting rooms. I already know how well that works, and it's not worth it.)
[Damn it. I just realized I forgot to buy any half-price Easter candy at the grocery store. This really isn't my day.]
Oh, wait. TG just offered me a Manhattan. Things are looking up.
Cheers!
(Yes, that's it. That's all she wrote. Hey, I told you it would be lame.)
6 comments:
Awwwww!
Enjoy your Manhattan, and let me know if you figure out that "time" thing. I could use a few spare days... or weeks.
Foolproof Method of Slowing Time:
Step 1: Submit manuscript.
Step 2: Wait
Voila! Time will practically stop.
funny how your lame is still entertaining
Awww. Cute Camels.
Well, if you ever find out a way to steal Dr. Who's Time Machine, let me know. I need about 36 extra hours in my days.
Oh, damn. I forgot to get half price Easter candy too. :(
Forget about the dentist waiting room. Get in the chair and let the drilling begin. Time will grind to a halt.
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