Okay, okay. I am amused. Fart references are inherently funny. Ask any ten-year-old boy.
No doubt we decorous (stop laughing!) women of a certain age are supposed to be above this kind of vulgarity. But (heh-heh, I said bu--never mind), seriously? Anything that provides a good laugh without hurting anyone's feelings is all right by me.
If the painting above is too subtle to inspire a raucous enough release for you, there's always createfarts.com, where you can not only customize your own personal expulsion, but you can also email it to a friend! Or a perhaps a cherished family member. Or to someone whose opinion differs from your own, like that agent or editor who didn't appreciate your genius.**
May your Hump Day be full of raucous expulsions! (Of laughter, people. Laughter.)
*Name withheld to protect her decorousness (decorosity?), though she may choose to reveal herself in the comments.
**Not really recommended. The publishing circle is relatively small, and word gets out.
Mini-poll:
A. Farts are hilarious!
B. I pretend not to enjoy fart jokes, but laugh on the inside.
C. Farts are a part of nature best ignored.
D. Discussing farts is offensive and I will never visit this blog again.
E. I'm choosing "E" because it doesn't contain that offensive word.
10 comments:
A! Farts are always hilarious, but they're best if they're somebody else's and I'm outside the blast radius.
Diane -- *checks off one for "A"* Good point about proximity. There are some inherent hazards to fart humor.
Definitely A!
I live with three boys--and a husband--there is not other answer besides A! ROTFL!!!
A - there is also a phone app with 100 different fart sounds. My grandson loves it. I'll have to send him something from creativefarts.com
whoops - createfarts.com - creativefarts.com is something different.
E-mailing farts sounds like the answer ... I don't know what the question would be, but as soon as I hear it, I'll know what action to take.
Not exactly on the same subject, but yesterday's a.m. radio trivia question:
40% of men like it when their woman does this...
Answer: Belches out loud.
So farting would be the same, right?
I'm not sure farts are hilarious - not if you have to live through one of "those" evenings when my husband, son, and grandson are trying to outdo each other. *eyes watering at the thought* But I'm certainly open to a good fart joke. I got a good chuckle out of this one.
Well, some fart jokes are funny. Not all of them.
I can say with authority that ALL fart jokes are funny to fifth grade boys, as are the farts themselves.
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