So here it is, the last Hump Day before Christmas!
Look who showed up early at my house:
Yes, that is a camel pulling Santa's sleigh! Santa's having a little trouble with the reindeer union. They're refusing to work until Christmas Eve, so Santa was forced to employ a stand-in.
(Hey, it's Hump Day. You know I had to get a camel in here somewhere.)
And what's that in the sleigh with Santa? Why, it's a signed copy of In a Fix!
Santa has agreed to make a special stop at the home of one of my awesome commenters to drop it off for me. (Me & Santa, we're buds. He'll do that for me. Or at least take it to the nearest post office.)
All you have to do is tell me one NICE thing you've done this year AND (here's the fun part) one NAUGHTY thing you've done this year.
Then Santa will throw your name into one of those random winner generator thingamahjigs, and TADA! A winner will be selected.
What's that you say? You already have a copy of In a Fix, so why on Earth would you enter (and divulge your naughtiness) just to win another one? Well, this one will be signed!
What? Still not enough? Huh. Rough crowd.
Okay, how about a pre-order of Quick Fix, too? (Sure, it won't be released until next summer, but still. It's never too early to line up your reading, right?)
Santa (aka "The Random Winner Generator") will make his selection from among all eligible participants on Christmas Day. (Though it might not be announced until the 26th, because, yannoh, Christmas Day tends to be a little hectic around here.)
Yes, the contest is open internationally. Heck, it's even open intergalactically, so if you know any aliens into LUF (light urban fantasy), tell them to stop by!
In the meantime, MERRY CHRISTMAS to you all!
And if you don't celebrate Christmas, HAPPY HOLIDAYS! (I'd say HAPPY HANUKKAH, but that's over for this year. Alas, I am late.)
And if you don't celebrate any special holiday this time of year, HAPPY HUMP DAY!
Remember, you don't have to celebrate Christmas (or anything) to enter! All you have to do is tell me something Nice and something Naughty. I'm pretty sure anyone can do that. ;)
So, what are you waiting for? Give me a peek at your personal Naughty and Nice list, and let's get this show on the road!