Here it is Friday, and I haven't posted since Monday.
Well, not here, anyway. I have been a bunch of other places, doing interviews and guest posts, generally popping up and saying, "Look at me! I wrote a book!"
I'm starting feel like some literary equivalent of Whac-A-Mole.
Like if I don't duck back down fast enough, somebody is going to connect with that hammer.
Hope this guy isn't out there in cyberspace waiting for me:
So I'll just put out one last invitation to my very first (!!!) book signing/reading tomorrow (click here for details, or just go to the Events tab at the top of the page) before I duck away again.
I would dearly love to see anyone who lives within a a reasonable driving distance there. I'll even give you (chocolate) kisses if you come. Er, I mean show up. (Sorry. That's just the way my mind works sometimes. Okay,
Oh, and I promise I will get back to non-promotional content on the blog real soon. Some upcoming topics:
- Advice From an Ass, or How I Learned to Ignore Reviews
- Shitty First Drafts: Yes, You CAN Polish a Turd!
Which would you like to see first?