Wednesday, November 4, 2015


So, a writer buddy of mine is having a birthday soon. One of the biggies. You know, the kind that ends in a zero. This one begins with a five, so it's extra special, which is why she's getting a whole month's worth of celebration for it. Including, of course (because this is a Wednesday on my blog), this:

If you don't know Patty, you can check out her Amazon page here. As you can see, she's written quite a few books, both YA (Young Adult) and Adult fiction. Trust me, they are good

Anyway, Patty, for some reason, is finding this birthday to be a bit of a challenge. So a bunch of us are helping to ease the sting by showing her it's not all bad. (Check out Patty's Virtual "30 Days of 50" Birthday Party here.)

See, it's all about the attitude. About putting the right spin on it:

There. Doesn't sound so bad now, does it, Patty? Everything is more palatable with chocolate. 

Also, birthday greetings from the right person can soften the blow:

And if that doesn't help, you can always wear this:

Seriously, Patty, don't worry about it! The fifties are fabulous! Take it from one who knows from experience. Lots and lots of experience. ;)

And if all that doesn't help, there's always pure escape. Might I recommend a little "vacation" with Ciel, Billy, and Mark to help put it out of your mind? A signed copy of The Big Fix will be heading your way shortly. Because if fifty isn't fun ... fuhgeddaboudit!


Kimberly Sabatini said...

Hahahaha! The cake is the best!

Patty Blount said...


Oh, and chocolate cake !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You get me :)


Judy, Judy, Judy said...

Happy humpy bday Patty! And Hi Linda, of course. I am enjoying my 50's.

abby mumford said...

PATTY! Happy almost birthday to you! You've ROCKED OUT these past 49 years. Anyone who's as hardworking, thoughtful, and dedicated (to chocolate) (I mean, to Supernatural) (I mean, to Gilles) (I really mean, to your family, your friends (online and in life), and your words) as you means the momentum can only continue.

*tackle hugs*

Patsy said...

Plus if you haven't grown up by the time you're 50, you don't have to, so that's one pressure off.
(I don't know Patty, I'm judging by the company she keeps that this is appropriate.)

Patty Blount said...

*sniffles* You guys! *group hug* thank you for all the kind words :)