Well, I'll tell you . . . if you pop on over to The Debutante Ball.
(Come on. It's Friday. You know by now I spend Fridays at the Ball.)
Here's a teaser:
Uh-huh. Names matter, don't they?
Do you like your name? Does it "fit" you? Or is there a name you think would suit you better?
Personally, I've always been fond of my stripper name. You know how to figure out your stripper name, don't you? You take the name of your first pet and combine with the name of the street you lived on when you were born.
Mine? Sparky West Haven. Has a ring to it, doesn't it? What's yours?