I've been cheating on you with my NIP*. I just want you to know that it's not you. It's me. I crave the excitement only a little NIP can bring. But I haven't forgotten you, I promise! I'll be back. Soon, and with something interesting to say. Honest. And if I don't find something interesting in my real life to tell you about, I'll make something up.
*Novel In Progress. Honestly, people. Minds out of the gutter.