Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Oh, geez. Hump Day again already?

Who sped up the calendar? Come on, fess up. It wasn't me--hell, I've been digging my heels and trying to slow the damn thing down for weeks now--so it had to be one of you. And all I can say is...

Stop it!

Um, yeah. So things have been a bit hectic in Grimes Land. Which would be all right (or at least more exciting blogging-wise) if the stuff keeping me busy was, say, a sudden invasion of kitchen aliens to fend off



or "oh-my-gawd the zombie apocalypse is more than just an internet meme and I have to save all the brains everywhere!" 


But alas for you, my loyal readers, it is just me trying to meet various deadlines while battling the crud. Which feels kind of like the creature in that first picture is attacking my head, making me look astonishingly similar to the creatures in that second picture.

Okay, okay. It's possible I'm exaggerating for effect. I'm not that sick. But one of the perks of having a cold is getting to whine about life guilt-free for a few days, right? Right!

But you didn't come here to listen to me whine. You came here today either for a taste of my hilariously incisive wit (yeah, right...um, better luck next time) OR for a cute camel picture. Well, I can at least provide that second one:


 Oh, wait. I was going for something inspiringly "relaxed" with my camels today, but they look kind of sad, don't they? Or at least droopy.

Here, how about these:


Relaxed, yet adorably perky at the same time. And cute. Yeah, let's go with them.


So, what's your Hump Day status this week? Stressed or relaxed? Crud-ridden or healthy?  



(All photos courtesy of Wikimedia Commons. Have I mentioned how much I love Wikimedia Commons?)




Friday, January 25, 2013

Don't Resist the Temptation...

... to read this book!

[DISCLAIMER: The following may appear to be shameless promotion for an author who is not only a friend of mine, but also the talented graphic artist who designed my logo. BUT this is not some sort of tit-for-tat (heh-heh, I said "tit") book-pushing garbage. I really enjoyed this book!] 

Now, I know I already told you about Tempting the Billionaire on its official launch day, but at that time I didn't have this wonderful interview with Jessica Lemmon, its fabulous author, to share with you. 

If you've already read this book, just sit back back here and enjoy getting to know Jessica better as she answers my hardball (heh-heh, I said...um, yeah) questions. 

(Okay, so they may not be hard, but I definitely had a ball reading Jessica's answers. That counts. )

But first, here's a little background on Jessica (which I totally "borrowed" from a major bookselling site), for those of you who don't know her yet:

Jessica Lemmon has always been a dreamer. At some point, she decided head-in-the-clouds thinking was childish, went out, and got herself a job . . . and then she got another one because that one was lousy. And when that one stopped being fulfilling, she went out and got another . . . and another. Soon it became apparent she'd only be truly happy doing what she loved. And since "eating potato chips" isn't a viable career, she opted to become a writer. With fire in her heart, she dusted off a book she'd started years prior, finished it, and submitted it. It may have been the worst book ever, but it didn't stop her from writing another one. Now she has several books finished, several more started, and even more marinating in her brain (which currently resides in the clouds, thankyouverymuch), and she couldn't be happier. She firmly believes God gifts us with talents for a purpose, and with His help, you can create the life you want. (While eating potato chips.)

Jessica is an ex-meat-eater, writer, artist, dreamer, wife, and den mother to two dogs.  



On with the questions!


 1. You survived your first book launch. Any surprises, or was it pretty much what you were expecting?

It was much less fanfare than I expected. I mean, couldn’t we do a second ball drop in Times Square? It was only a week after New Year’s, I’m pretty sure they could have left the decorations up a little longer.

2. Shane August is a darn sexy man, especially when I picture him as Henry Cavill—yum! I know from reading your blog that you have a certain admiration for Henry's, um, formidable acting talent. Tell me, is your husband ever tempted to throw darts at his picture?

Isn’t Henry just the loveliest thing? I think he makes a great Shane. 

[Note from Linda: nice link!]

My (long-suffering) husband is used to men littering the house. Laptop, iPad, Pinterest, and bulletin boards... He’s a great sport about it. Probably because he doesn’t believe I’d actually run away if Henry came calling. (I would, of course, but only temporarily...)

3. I know (also from your blog) that you've gone veggie. Isn't being a vegetarian at odds with your appetite for beefcake? Has this left you feeling conflicted?

HA! Well, to my credit, a big ole hunk of man has fewer calories and cholesterol than meat.

4. Do you giggle uncontrollably while writing sex scenes, like *cough* certain authors (who shall remain nameless) are known to do?

Do you laugh? *cough*  I mean…do these “authors who remain nameless” laugh? I don’t, but I do have the passing oh-my-gosh-my-mother’s-going-to-read-this thought which is only marginalized by the and-so-is-my-father realization. *cringe*

5. I love your secondary characters, especially Aiden. Is he, by any chance, the hero of your next book? Can you tell us a little about what's in store for him (without spoilers, of course)?

Thank you! I love Aiden, too! He is the hero of Hard to Handle due out May 7, 2013.  Aiden will be dealing with hard, hard stuff. Death, divorce, and a run-in with the woman who could have been the love of his life if he hadn’t bailed on her. Through it all, Aiden is resilient and optimistic, and quite possibly the only hero who could crack through our heroine’s thick veneer….

I, for one, think these two deserve happily ever! I sure hope they find it... ;-)


Thank you for being with us today, Jessica! I wish you tons of success--you've earned it. 

If you want to find out more about Jessica and her hunky heroes, you can visit her website by clicking here. Say hi to Shane for me! *waggles eyebrows*

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Sticking my nose in here to say...

Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons.
I'm just about done with the copyedits for Quick Fix. Yay, me!

(BTW, that is not my nose. That is a camel's nose. Because it's Hump Day. Again. I've been studying this phenomenon for a while now and have finally come to the conclusion that Hump Days tend show up at one-week intervals, typically on a Wednesday.)

However, no rest for the wicked, because I have received the first pass pages* for the mass market paperback edition of In a Fix, so now I have to read that with my fine-tooth glasses on. (I know. What an awkward metaphor. But you know what I mean.)

As crazy-making as overlapping deadlines can be, I am still thrilled to see that In a Fix will be out in another (even cheaper!) printed format.

And (*drum roll*) BOTH books have been purchased by Recorded Books for audio release! How cool is that? I can't wait to actually hear them read by somebody who's not me. I'm also mildly terrified at the prospect, because what if the narrator doesn't sound anything like Ciel's voice in my head? Have any of you writers had a book recorded yet? Was it totally weird to hear a stranger read your words out loud?

Anyway, the release schedule for this year is:

June 1, 2013: In a Fix audio book.

June 4, 2013: In a Fix mass market paperback

Aug. 20, 2013: Quick Fix Trade paperback

Sept. 1, 2013: Quick Fix audio book


Okay, now I have to get back to the old grindstone...


Notice how I cleverly added the word "copyedits" to the grindstone with my mad Microsoft Paint skillz. (Ha!)

What's the word on your grindstone these days? 

Also, do you think the camel pictured above is:

(A) cute

(B) ugly

(C) ugly-cute

(D) noble, like all camels

(E) you don't give a flying flip about camels and wish Linda would find another theme for her Wednesday posts


*AKA The Last Chance for the Author to Fix Anything pages. So it's very important to read them with care.