I'd like to lodge a formal complaint with the universe:
Time is moving too damn fast. Slow it the eff down al-freakin'-ready!
Okay, now that I've got that off my chest, here ya go:
|By Peter Dowley from Dubai, United Arab Emirates (Newborn in the desert) [CC-BY-2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons|
And if you have any hints on how to slow down time, I'd love to hear them. (As long as they don't involve dentist waiting rooms. I already know how well that works, and it's not worth it.)
[Damn it. I just realized I forgot to buy any half-price Easter candy at the grocery store. This really isn't my day.]
Oh, wait. TG just offered me a Manhattan. Things are looking up.
(Yes, that's it. That's all she wrote. Hey, I told you it would be lame.)